Eve's Talk with God

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  1. kay

    kay New Member

    God, I have a problem."

    "What's the problem, Eve?"

    "I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy."

    "And why is that Eve?"

    "God, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."

    "Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."

    "Man? What is that God?"

    "A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll sometimes cheat and be vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger, faster and will like to hunt and kill things to eat. I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be as smart as you, so he will also need your advice to think properly."

    "Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, "but what's the catch God?"

    "Well ... you can have him on one condition."

    "And what's that, God? "

    "As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring ... so you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. And it will have to be our little secret ... you know, woman to woman."
     
  2. dizzynana

    dizzynana New Member

  3. Aznalla

    Aznalla New Member

    Very good Kay-didn't see that ending coming.
     
  4. Papajoe

    Papajoe Myco-dental Freak of Nature

    that's blaphemonious!

    If God was a woman, the world wouldn't be this screwed up ;)
     
  5. leviticus

    leviticus Jonah's whale

    kay,, you loved every minute of that didn't you!!!
     

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