RANT

NEW GAME ALERT!

Say something random. The person who post next need to rant about what you put.

Rule: Don't get personal
Bonus points for Humor and silly your rant is
The person above you is always wrong no matter what
don't make this personal its for fun


I like flowers!!!! Now rant away!

 

Yeah but you steal them from McBeck and leave her with just a pot silly boy!!

I used to be able to eat an entire medium pizza by myself!!

 

YOU PIG!!! how dare you enjoy eating tons of food.

You know there are fat people who would kill for that. The nerve of some people.

I enjoy sleeping in!

 

Oink Oink!!

You enjoy sleeping in lacy lingerie from Victoria's Secret....come on admit it Shauna!!

I can touch my nose with my tongue!!

 

Is that a new diet????? You know your wrong you can't do it and will never be able to. Its sad that you even try and its a worthless talent. you should be ashamed of yourself

My phone has been off for 2 hours and I love it!

 

You're a liar! I just called you! I know your phone is on/

I have a cat!

 

A CAT???? Really!!! Why don't you just get a fuzzy rat?

Ranting is pretty fun!

 

Like hell it is! I hear that all the time from clueless people. They say you can get it off your chest if you just rant away and let off steam. All it does is fuel the anger and incite violence. Why, I feel like bustin a cap in Sean's ass right now!

Purple is my favorite color. Deep purple, not light purple.

 

Purple? Are you stupid? Only stupid people like purple. Or maybe you are Barney.

I'm in my pajamas

 

(I used to have purple sweats and when I wore them, my kids called me Barney! )

You are NOT in your pajamas! You are wearing my purple Barney sweats! That's where they went!
I thought I tossed them out, but I see you dug them out of my garbage!

2 + 2 = 4

 

ARE YOU FRIGGIN KIDDING?????? MATH at this time of night. Simple math or algebra this is not the time or place. In fact you can take that plus sign and stuff it in your ear hole. I cannot believe that you would come here and try to teach me math.....math makes you weak!

Goodnight!

 

Night?! Night?! It's 11:42 pm in the morning! And I don't know what's so good about it. What's so good about 11:42 pm in the morning when the sky is all black? Good? That's a bad morning if you ask me, when the sky is all black. Must be some kind of messed up solar eclipse.

My streets are made of marshmallows and my trees are made of chocolate.

 

STICKY FEET! I can never visit you because the trip would ruin my shoes! Marshmallows? How could one be so silly as to move to a place so out of touch with reality. I bet next your gonna tell me that it rains hot coco..

I have to volunteer at the ice rink again tonight~!

 

SIDEWAY "S"??? What the heckle is a sidway "s" supposed to mean...I don't have that key...cheater volunteer sideway s man.

I have a new fuzzy hat (sideway "s")!

 

Fuzzy! Why in the world would anybody smart wear something fuzzy?

I have a collegiate sweatshirt on and the logo is Orange!

 

You gotta be freakin kidding me! a sweatshirt with an orange logo? i belong to ALOT of forums, and no one there has ever worn such a thing, so i am certain that they don't exist.

Happy hump day.

 

Hump day my A** the only lucky one that will hump today is my dog and a pillow

Damn it's cold outside

 

COLD????? What kind of weenie are you? : It's way colder here.

My coffee tastes good.

 

but your coffee smells like a skunk YUK!

it's only 10:30

 

10:30?! Its not 10:30! I can see the clock as plain as day and it is 8:42. Sheesh!

Yesterday I held a gecko and fed him banana.