Tara's Life as I see it Thread

Without asking Tara's permission Myself and Prima Donna decided that she needed a thread. Ask Tara a question and without looking at the facts we will try to talk Tara into answering them in any way she chooses.

Tara we dedicate this thread to your humor...I personally find that you are one of the funniest women I have ever met and I love it!

Here we go!!!!

Tara: what do you think the cure to MM will end up being?

 

CARROTS!!!!!!!! Lots and lots of carrots, each and every day. You can't eat them though, you have to wash 'em, peel 'em, and stick them in your ears. Just like the onion experiment a while back. Only this one works.

 

Tara whats with the current obsession with celebrity gossip?

 

We're all peeping Toms at heart. Plus, I think it appeals to our judgemental side.

 

Tara why does nobody else come to this thread and ask you a question? Was this all a bad idea born from exhaustion?

 

This is a GREAT idea!!! Tara is all knowing after all.....Sorry, didn't wee this yesterday

Tara what if the Hokey Pokey is what it's all about?

 

THen you better get hokey pokeying, just in case, eh. And it's 'aboot'

 

Tara can you tell me why I typed "wee" instead of "see" in my previous post.

And thank you for your advise..I am putting my right foot in as we speak...

 

I sense that you are perhaps typing in the dark. Either that, or you have really large fingers.

 

lol

What made you decide to use the "Term" Buttercup earlier?

 

It rhymes with suck it up.

 

Fair enough!

 

The Great Tara says you have failed to ask a question.

 

What question should I ask Great Tara?

 

I dunno, but make it good!

 

If a puppy and a kitten got into a fight over the most delicious treat who would come out on top and why!

 

The kitten would win the most delicious treat. Cats are very clever, and even the tiniest kitten possesses the knowledge of war techniques. The kitten would scheme and plot, and make the puppy look very bad in the owner's eyes, until the owner, in a state of hypnosis, would simply hand the treat to the kitten. Who can resist hypnokitty?

 

What happens to the puppy?

 

I'll sneak in a question after Seans.....

Oh wondrous Tara, in your infinite wisdom........ "What" is the meaning of life??? (and don't say carrots)

 

Coffee. Lots and lots of coffee. Like today, I had a lot of coffee, and it was really really yummy, and just kept having more and more and more, and then I had even more, and I enjoyed it an awful lot because it was so good, so then I made another pot, and bounced up and down in my livingroom, and sang at the top of my lungs, and a whole bunch of other stuff, and then I zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

So glad caffeine is not a trigger.
And the puppy moved to LA and got into the porn industry.