Tara's Life as I see it Thread

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  1. SMRoz

    SMRoz Coast Guard Dizzy! (Ret)

    Puppy porn?
     
  2. Tara

    Tara New Member

    There's a huge market for puppy porn in Southeast Asia.
     
  3. SMRoz

    SMRoz Coast Guard Dizzy! (Ret)

    Thats why we have this thread... I have learned soo much!
     
  4. Tara

    Tara New Member

    Glad I could help, grasshoppa.
     
  5. Prima Donna

    Prima Donna New Member

    Oh most wise Tara,

    I have 2 water-related questions, if you please:

    1. Why does the rain in Spain stay mainly in the plain?

    2. Why does a water fall never run out of water?
     
  6. Prima Donna

    Prima Donna New Member

    oh, yeh, most wise Tara,

    3. Why, when I think about water, do I have to go pee?
     
  7. Prima Donna

    Prima Donna New Member

    Sean,

    I didn't know we were going to start this today. But it IS a wicked frickin awesome idea, eh?
    I thought it would be on the Front Porch so everyone 'out there' would see it, though.

    Wise Tara, do you like this thread? Do you like it right here, or do you want it on the Front Porch?

    I have surpassed my question quota for today. Forgive wise Tara.
     
  8. Tara

    Tara New Member

    I swear that said moist wise Tara, which is way funnier than yesterday, when I swore that Sean posted about the State of the Unicorn address.

    Here is fine, my child.

    Water is infinite, like the spirit within me.

    That is all you need to know, as I'd like to eat my perogies.
     
  9. Prima Donna

    Prima Donna New Member

    Oh moist wise Tara,

    Since it's 10:00 my time; 11:00 yours, that's close enough to being tomorrow, so I'll ask
    you another question. If this is too many questions in one day, I'll dock myself one question
    tomorrow.

    Do you make your own perogies or buy them frozen? (Please say you make them by hand.)

    and part 2. I love potato and onion filled perogies. I know that onions in the ear do nothing
    for MM. But do you think that eating perogies with onions in them could be as good a cure
    for MM as carrots in the ear?
     
  10. Tara

    Tara New Member

    Truth be told, I found the onion actually did help my tinnitus, but it attracted the wrong type of person. That is a problem. I buy perogies in a bag, unless I can track down my best friend and buy some of hers. Hers are delish. I haven't the patience.

    As for curing MM, I don't think so... perogies are too big to fit in your ear.
     
  11. Prima Donna

    Prima Donna New Member

    'attracted the wrong kind of person.' 'perogies are too big to fit in your ear.' tee hee hee!

    See? This is why we chose this thread for Tara. She's wicked frickin awesome.
     
  12. Tara

    Tara New Member

    That is not a question, Grasshoppa.
     
  13. SMRoz

    SMRoz Coast Guard Dizzy! (Ret)

    Tara what is Prima Donna's obsession with Wicked Frickin Awesome all about?
     
  14. Tara

    Tara New Member

    Prima Donna is currently getting in touch with her inner Masshole.
     
  15. mcdizzy

    mcdizzy "Now Who's the Dumbass Dumbass"

    Oh wise and all knowing Tara will you once and for all settle the question of:

    WHICH CAME FIRST, THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG?

    I anxiously await your reply before I scramble some eggs...I don't want to throw the universe off balance....
     
  16. Tara

    Tara New Member

    The chicken came first, the egg just got laid.
     
  17. Prima Donna

    Prima Donna New Member

    I had a rubber tree plant which has turned into 2 monstrous rubber tree plants.
    no one wants them and I don't want to toss them out.

    Oh moist wise, do you know anyone that wants a rubber tree plant?
    Other 'wise' what use can I make of these monstrous things? Keep
    in mind they will continue to divide and multiply into an army.
     
  18. Tara

    Tara New Member

    I personally would LOVE a rubber tree plant to kill take care of, but, unfortunately, I reside in another nation. Is there like a senior's home or some such in your neighborhood that could use some sprucing up? I know when my dad died, I became obsessed with plants (I wanted to watch something live) and I started with a chocolate mint plant. Man, could that thing grow. I had to upsize the pot like every other week, as it just would not stop growing. I made tea, and put it salads, but it just kept growing. What I ended up doing was randomly showing up at work with a cutting every other week, and foisting it upon the closest victim, er... friend, until soon, everyone else was surrounded by chocolate mint plants. Then I bought a peppermint plant, and a spearmint plant, and did the same thing. It brought me much joy. I should buy another chocolate mint plant.

    I love mint!
     
  19. SMRoz

    SMRoz Coast Guard Dizzy! (Ret)

    Who are you gonna call?
     
  20. lulu48

    lulu48 New Member

    All knowing Miss Tara....why do I seem to use so many of these > !!!!! < and > :D :D :D < when I post?!!!! Is it some sort of strange obsession of mine?!!!!! Do I need to see a specialist?!!!!! Please Help!!!!!! :D :D :D
     

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