Tara's Life as I see it Thread

You use exclamation points because you my friend are a perky happy individual. Notice I left the dumbass out. I can't bring myself to call you a dumbass.

 

Aw shucks....that's so nice of you to not call me a dumbass. :-*

Miss Tara my next question is...why does my underwear always come out of the dryer inside out? ;D

 

I don't know if you would want to know the answer to that

 

The dryer knows the importance of clean, dry underwear.

 

Tara...your funny

 

This thread is a lot of pressure. I don't try to be funny, and now people expect it!

 

I'll take a few if you need a break Tara!

"the funniest people are usually the ones who don't try"
-Sean

 

Oh, you cannot handle all this wisdom.

 

Oh moist wise Tara,

Thank you for the answer to my rubber plant dilemna. You ARE moist wise.

There is a lovely rubber tree cutting in the window of every classroom in the school.
I told the teachers they could use those cuttings when teaching about plant biology.

Solved my own problem and got many thanks for it.

But oh moist wise Tara,
What do I do when those rubber tree cuttings turn into monstrous trees and
every teacher begins to curse my wicked frickin awesome name?

 

Just suck it up.... and then retire and go into hiding.

 

Oh wise and all knowing Tara I have a question.....

I forgot what is was....but I'm sure it was good...

 

You wanted to know the meaning of life.

I have it right here.... chocolate.

 

Ohhhhh good answer.

Why don't I ever sleep?

 

I don't know why, but you may not need as much sleep as you used to,
Maybe you should ride a horse, and save a cowboy?

Why am I so misunderstood?