Your New Name Game

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  1. DizzyDean

    DizzyDean New Member

    Something like this went around a few years ago, but, it's always fun.

    MY NEW NAME IS GOOBER CHICKENBUTT.....DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS.....

    We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute to figure out and post your new name.

    Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

    Here is your dose of humor...

    A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

    B. Once you have your new name, post it in this thread.

    The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

    So:

    1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

    a = snickle
    b = doombah
    c = goober
    d = cheesey
    e = crusty
    f = greasy
    g = dumbo
    h = farcus
    i = dorky
    j = doofus
    k = funky
    l = boobie
    m = sleezy
    n = sloopy
    o = fluffy
    p = stinky
    q = slimy
    r = dorfus
    s = snooty
    t = tootsie
    u = dipsy
    v = sneezy
    w = liver
    x = skippy
    y = dink y
    z = zippy

    2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

    a = dippin
    b = feather
    c = batty
    d = burger
    e = chicken
    f = barffy
    g = lizard
    h = waffle
    i = farkle
    j = monkey
    k = flippin
    l = fricken
    m = bubble
    n = rhino
    o = potty
    p = hamster
    q = buckle
    r = gizzard
    s = lickin
    t = snickle
    u = chuckle
    v = pickle
    w = hubble
    x = dingle
    y = gorilla
    z = girdle



    3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

    a = butt
    b = boob
    c = face
    d = nose
    e = hump
    f = breath
    g = pan ts
    h = shorts
    i = lips
    j = honker
    k = head
    l = tush
    m = chunks
    n = dunkin
    o = brains
    p = biscuits
    q = toes
    r = doodle
    s = fanny
    t = sniffer
    u = sprinkles
    v = frack
    w = squirt
    x = humperdinck
    y = hiney
    z = juice

    Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

    Remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.

    I hope you enjoy your new name!!
     
  2. Linda1002

    Linda1002 New Member

    Sloopy Chickenboob :D :D :D
     
  3. Bergie

    Bergie New Member

    Tootsie BurgerHump :D
     
  4. Trish

    Trish Guest

    Tootsie dippindunkin
     
  5. Bergie

    Bergie New Member

    I should have used my Depp lastname, my mistake!

    Tootsie ChickenHamster



    :D :D
     
  6. Andrea1962

    Andrea1962 New Member

    Cheesey Burgertush!
     
  7. 2DAMNDIZZY

    2DAMNDIZZY New Member

    Sloopy Pottyhead...LOL
     
  8. burd

    burd New Member

    Dorfus Dippindunkin

    Hey Trish! We're family! LOL
     
  9. cdedie

    cdedie Designed by DizzyNBlue

    dorfus chickennose - can I use my maiden name and be dorfus pottybrains? Awwww heck guess I have to be dorfus chickennose

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  10. daddysgirl62360

    daddysgirl62360 New Member

    I am now:
    Dorfus PottySprinkles! LOL! :D
     
  11. Goomeri Spinner

    Goomeri Spinner New Member

    Dumbo (or Dorfus if I use my full first name) Gizzardbutt :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

    I wonder what a gizzard's butt looks like :eek: Me thinks not very attractive if their heads are anything to go by ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
     
  12. Trish

    Trish Guest

    I'm just so pleased to be terry's younger sister :p ;D
     
  13. Bonxie

    Bonxie New Member

    Dorfus Picklebutt.

    Any more picklebutts out there? Or am I an only child?
     
  14. FreshFaith

    FreshFaith Ride to live. Live to ride.

    nope... Goober Dippindoodle..
     
  15. dizzykitty

    dizzykitty New Member

    Tootsie Dippin pants
     
  16. Daize

    Daize New Member

    Omg!!! mine is tootsiePottyBrains LMAO ;D
     
  17. cupoftea

    cupoftea New Member

  18. wileyriley

    wileyriley New Member

    Goober FarkleTush

    Nice to meet you!
     
  19. wileyriley

    wileyriley New Member

    My married name is
    goober snicklehiney
     
  20. prosecutrix2850

    prosecutrix2850 New Member

    Dorfus gizzard lips, but I will answer to Ms. Lips
     

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