Words You Don't Want To Hear

Snow Shovel

 

License and registration

 

Really, it's not you, it's me.

 

PO- Do you know why I pulled you over?
Me-Because you know I have donuts in the backseat?
PO-have you been drinking?
Me-I drink all day...don't you?
PO-Exit the vehicle

Uh-oh

 

You need a root canal

 

I am totally sick of snow! It's still coming down here.

Took a nice drive in it to see the bay. Pretty cool.

You don't want to hear, "honey, my back is out again."

 

Honey, the children are bickering!

 

I have a headache

 

I'm coming, catch up.

 

I can't get it up

 

You've gained ten pounds