Taxes

Discussion in 'Your Front Porch' started by Bulldogs, Apr 15, 2015.

  1. Bulldogs

    Bulldogs Well-Known Member

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    Well did everybody get theirs done? Hopefully you will be getting some money back!

    I was very happy to write my check to Uncle Sam it is a small price to pay for the opportunity and suscess this great country has given me and my family.

    But

    As I went into the firm that handles my taxes I asked about a few things for charity I may like to do in the future and on his desk was a copy of the 2015 Tax Code book!

    I asked if I could see it and I kid you not, it was 74,608 pages.

    Folks I couldn't read that many pages if you gave me 10 lifetimes.

    There is no point or need for this post except for my own shits and giggles and my a reason to post my favorite saying I utter to myself 10 times a day.

    "You gotta be f$&king kidding me".
     
  2. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    When you win a certain amount of money in a casino, you don't pay taxes at the time. When you file your taxes you may end up owing them!
     
  3. Bulldogs

    Bulldogs Well-Known Member

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    I love the marriage penalty tax.

    You have been paying that penalty since you were 18.

    18 and married ( wow) I was still a virgin at 18.

    But I guess when you know you got a good one, why not!
    PS: how is hubby doing after his epidural?
     
  4. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    Doing ok. May need another one.

    Thanx for asking!
     

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