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  1. Apr 17, 2015 #1
    Bulldogs

    Bulldogs Well-Known Member

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    can I buy you a drink tonight?

    I am having a beer ( Stella Artois)

    What would you like?
     
  2. Apr 17, 2015 #2
    BumbleBea

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    Vodka and cranberry please.
     
  3. Apr 17, 2015 #3
    Bulldogs

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    Coming right up!
     
  4. Apr 17, 2015 #4
    Bittersweetvenom

    Bittersweetvenom :)

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    Somewhere over the rainbow
    I want something to relax me. Give it to me.


    Whatever it is.
     
  5. Apr 17, 2015 #5
    Bulldogs

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    No problem!

    I'm going to give you a double because I've been trying to get you drunk for years. And I feel this is the night.

    Here it is, a double Jack Daniels and coke---- let the fun begin.

    Enjoy
     
  6. Apr 17, 2015 #6
    Bittersweetvenom

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    Bring it on BD.
     
  7. Apr 17, 2015 #7
    Bulldogs

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    I get the feeling you win!

    I'm drunk do you even have a buzz yet?
     
  8. Apr 17, 2015 #8
    BumbleBea

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    Not even close!
     
  9. Apr 17, 2015 #9
    Bittersweetvenom

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    Somewhere over the rainbow
    I'm buzzing. One more and I'll be roaring. :)
     
  10. Apr 17, 2015 #10
    BumbleBea

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    Here kitty, kitty! LOL!

    Gonna have to catch up to you two somehow...bud!
     
  11. Apr 17, 2015 #11
    BumbleBea

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    No fun...he passed out! LOL!
     
  12. Apr 17, 2015 #12
    Bittersweetvenom

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    He must be sh$it faced
     
  13. Apr 17, 2015 #13
    BumbleBea

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    He can't keep up with us!!

    We will kill him yet!! LOL!
     
  14. Apr 17, 2015 #14
    Bittersweetvenom

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    LOL

    Buy a lady a drink, then pass out. HMmm!
     
  15. Apr 17, 2015 #15
    BumbleBea

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    It won't work if he drinks too much anyway!! LOL!
     
  16. Apr 17, 2015 #16
    Bittersweetvenom

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    LOL! He could at least scoot over.
     
  17. Apr 18, 2015 #17
    Bulldogs

    Bulldogs Well-Known Member

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    Lol

    I feel terrible, that will never happen again. Buy 2 beautiful ladies a drink and then pass out. I'm embarrassed.

    Put me in timeout but please give me a second chance sometime in the future.
     
  18. Apr 18, 2015 #18
    BumbleBea

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    Timeout will have to be somewhere quiet...my bedroom!
     
  19. Apr 18, 2015 #19
    Bittersweetvenom

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    Somewhere over the rainbow
    They second time around is much better.
     
  20. Apr 18, 2015 #20
    BumbleBea

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    Yoo-Hoo, where you be?
     
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