Two Truths and a Lie

I am a very young grandmother
I have a two-piece swimsuit
I like chocolate color nail polish

 

I have, it's very hard.

I like to get flowers
I'm a chocolate addict
I get specialty coffee everyday

 

I don't like receiving flowers
I'm eating a couple of tbs of PB2 right now
I have a headache

 

I've never been mugged
I saw the FBI raid a house and recorded it
I try to win radio contests

 

I was a retail security guard
I shoplift
I pick up pennies when I see them on the ground

 

I sold computers in my 20s.
I lived for 6 months in Brazil.
My children were born in Europe.

 

I'm a good artist
I speak well in front of people
I don't care for material things

 

I take a multivitamin every day.
Nobody here knows my real name.
I play on Facebook all day long.

 

You don't have Facebook, I saw you post that once, Gotcha!

Nobody here knows My real name
I'm a guy
I like gay guys

 

;D

I am gay
I am not very tall
I have great handwriting

 

I'm afraid of the dark
I'm not afraid of spiders
I like killing bees

 

I wear a flannel nightgown
I always wear my sneakers
I like shoes

 

I went to modeling school
I used to twirl a rifle
I had a boyfriend in the Navy

 

I have never shaved my eyebrows
I have a mustache
I like Goth