When Was The Last Time?

I'm wearing them right now.

When was the last time you got tipsy?

 

Never

When was the last time you knocked on wood?

 

Lol, I hope you don't shrink!!!!!!

It's been years.

When was the last time you baked a cake?

 

I knocked on wood two nights ago, lol.

When was the last time you realized you said something your mother used to say to you?

 

Two weeks ago.

When was the last time you used a cliche?

 

Can't remember.

When was the last time you told someone off?

 

Cleaning lady does it.

When is the last time you soaked in the tub?

 

Last weekend

I can't play anymore, gotta keep calling these Drs, don't want to go to ER

 

A long time

When was the last time you wore fake eyelashes?

 

I never have.

When was the last time you got a wart?

 

Never

When was the last time you watched porn?

 

Do I have to answer that?!

When was the last time you drove a car full of people?

 

Yes you do!!

I haven't driven with more than one person in a long time.

When was the last time you went to a masquerade party?

 

Last weekend.

I've never been to a masquerade party.

When was the last time you went commando?

 

I do that a lot. Sundresses are the best for it!

When was the last time you skinny dipped?