Something I will never have to worry about. Lol

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  1. Bulldogs

    Bulldogs Well-Known Member

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    Bride Divorces New Husband Because His Penis Is Too Big
    By Jazmine Denise Rogers | March 5, 2015
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    In most cases where you hear a woman complaining about a man’s penis size, it’s usually because she feels that it’s too small. However, that isn’t the case with Aisha Dannupawa, a Nigerian mother of three who left her new husband of just one week because his shlong was just too big.

    According to the New York Post, Dannupawa married Ali Maizinari following the dissolution of her first marriage, but concluded that this marriage wouldn’t work out either because of Maizinari’s penis size. The new couple lives in the state of Zamfara, which operates under Islamic law and prohibits premarital sex. This explains why Dannupawa was unaware of what Maizinari was working with until after the wedding.

    Per their tradition, Dannupawa moved in the home of Maizinari’s parents before settling into her husband’s home. It was there where the couple consummated their marriage and where all of the problems began.

    “When he came, we had sex but the experience was a nightmare. Instead of enjoying the sex, it turned out to be something else because his penis was too big,” she told the courts, according to the Nigerian Tribune.

    Dannupawa says that after the first encounter, she took medication for the pain.

    “I told my mother the experience but she told me to endure and that with time, I will be able to cope. She then gave me some drugs,” said Dannupawa.

    They tried again, but the bride says that the pain was “too much to bear.” Together, they concluded that medication couldn’t help their situation. Maizinari isn’t fighting the divorce. He says that he’s willing to dissolve the union if his dowry and the money spent during their courtship is refunded.
     
  2. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    Holy Crap!!
     
  3. Google :)
     
  4. Bulldogs

    Bulldogs Well-Known Member

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    I can say with 100% certainty this is not a story about me and my wife.

    After this guy, having me as a partner would be like putting a tic tac in a whales mouth. Lol
     
  5. Bea likes tic tacs
     
  6. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    That's not how I remember it!

    Don't sell yourself short!
     
  7. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    I DO!!
     
  8. I like them too
     
  9. I guess some can an oversize, some can't,
     
  10. He'll make someone scream happy I'm sure,
     
  11. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    That's hard to swallow
     
  12. Bulldogs

    Bulldogs Well-Known Member

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    Lol

    You guys crack me up.

    Always remember, I always try my hardest.

    Ok, maybe for me after this dude it would be more like somebody throwing a hot dog down an elevator shaft.
     
  13. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    Who have you been hanging with that's got an elevator shaft?

    Good lord
     
  14. Do NOT enter
     
  15. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    Under Comstruction

    LOL!
     
  16. Enter at your own risk
     
  17. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    Curves Ahead
     
  18. Caution
     

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