A Joke

Discussion in 'Your Front Porch' started by Vicki, Jul 7, 2015.

  1. Vicki

    Vicki Guest

    The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping in the wilderness. After they got their tent set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,"'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"
    The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
    "What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

    The Lone Ranger ponders for aminute then says, "Astronomically-speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time-wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically,the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you,Tonto?"

    "You dumber than buffalo... It mean someone stole tent."
     
  2. redwing1951

    redwing1951 Well-Known Member

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    LOL...too funny ;D
     
  3. Bulldogs

    Bulldogs Well-Known Member

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    Nice Vicki!!!!!

    :)
     
  4. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    I love a joke where you don't see the ending coming.

    Way to go Vicki!
     
  5. Vicki

    Vicki Guest

    hehe glad you all enjoyed it I know it made me laugh out loud :)
     

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