"El sueño de la razón produce monstruos." (The sleep of reason brings forth monsters.) ~ Francisco Goya ~
Always remember...rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools, and accepted by idiots. Zias Abdelnar
Me: umm hi, how much is the rent for this amazing apartment? "Ma'am, this is the wine isle of the grocery store!" Rebel circus
I've got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I'm stressing about for absolutely no logical reason.
Most girls are like, "hurt my best friend and I'll kill you." But not like me. I'm like,"hurt my best friend, she'll kill you." That bitch is 100% crazy." FB
"Noise,n:A stench in the ear...the chief product and authenticating sound of civilization". ~Ambrose Bierce
I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there's no way paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? Why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors. Why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why. Because paper can't beat anybody! A rock would tear it up in two seconds. When I play rock, paper, scissors I always choose rock. Then when someone claims to have beaten me with their paper, I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say: Oh, so sorry, I thought paper would protect you.