Two Truths and a Lie

Discussion in 'Your Front Porch' started by Bittersweetvenom, May 27, 2014.

  1. Next Sunday is my birthday is a lie

    I was BNC today
    I'm having wine
    I went to the top
     
  2. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    BNC

    I'm looking to score.
    I'm thinking of going to a casino and win big.
    I'm fantasizing about robbing a bank.
     
  3. Bank

    I'm all alone
    I'm on the potty as we type
    I did IT
     
  4. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    I just said fantasizing and I need money for a down payment on a car for my daughter.

    Casino, I never win!

    IT, IT, IT
    And I know I'm right if you're talking about IT. LMAO

    My legs are hairy.
    I went out with a tee shirt dress with hairy legs.
    I saw a woman with the hairiest legs I've ever seen.
     
  5. DL Bach

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    Seeing a woman with the hairiest legs you have ever seen.

    People can be cruel.
    We are all in this fight with Meniere's Disease.
    I'm running for president of the United States of America.
     
  6. President



    I'm late for school
    My little one is still sleeping
    I woke up starving
     
  7. DL Bach

    DL Bach Member

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    Late for school?


    Today is Shabbat.
    I will attend Shul.
    Today is my pampering day.
     
  8. Yes

    Shul?



    I have super soft hands
    My hands are scaly
    My feet are cute
     
  9. DL Bach

    DL Bach Member

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    Yes.

    Your hands are scaly?

    My head is spinning.
    I feel like Mona Lisa.
    I am going to bed early tonight.
     
  10. Bed earlier?


    I have 16 horses
    I love all my animals
    I love zip lining
     
  11. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    Zip lining, you haven't done that yet.


    I believe, the bigger the better.
    I believe it's not the size but the motion of the ocean.
    I don't care which, I'd like it anyway.
     
  12. Bigger is better



    I did it again

    We did it again

    Oops! I'm always wrong
     
  13. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    Definately OOPS

    I am strong
    I am weak
    I don't like hit and run posts

    LOL
     
  14. Hit and run


    I will never know
    I already know
    I don't want to know
     
  15. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    Already know?

    I'm fitting into an old pair of jeans
    I still can't wear any jeans, hurts my tummy
    I got out the fur coat
     
  16. Can't wear?


    I've gained 5lbs in 3 days
    I love the snow
    My animals are all safe
     
  17. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    Animals are safe.

    I'm helping shovel today.
    The power outage was fun for the kids.
    I have enough food to feed 20 people.
     
  18. Shovel?


    A foot of snow here
    Wintery mix right now
    The sun poked through today
     
  19. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    Got it

    I curse like a sailor
    I saw a car hit another and try to leave. I stood in front of the car while I daughter got a manager and called the police. The lady got out of the car and we had a fight.
    (it's a really good story but is it true?) :)
    I put more blue in my hair.
     
  20. Sailor


    Next time guess mine :)
    My monkey tat is pretty
    Drove a school bus today
     

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