Eating a Greek salad and just asked my wife if she has an Immodium AD. Lettuce, olives, peppers, tomatoes, feta cheese, onions, Esperanza dreading not sitting well with me.
Well I just got home from 8 hours at the ER. I've been having stomach issues for 3 days. Last night was pretty bad, only a hot water bottle and a sleeping pill made me pass the night. Had a Cathescan done which only showed a cyst on my liver which has nothing to do with this. It showed my bowels are enflamed which is why my stomach is distended and thus pain that they can't attribute to anything else. Dr. said I need to contact Gastro ASAP for a colonoscopy to tell why everything is irritated and swollen and I'm in such pain. Morphine didn't even help while I was there. Got some Vicodin to last me until Friday as I'm supposed to tell Gastro I have an emergency and need to see him right away. I don't think that gives me enough time for prep for the procedure on Friday. Every pray for me that I get in and the procedure done before the weekend. I don't want to be in pain all weekend. I haven't eaten today. Just a yogurt and chamomile tea so I'm hoping it will be enough time for prep. I'm rambling, I'm sorry.
I'm okay. Gastro will see me on Tuesday and then schedule colonoscopy and there's a chance she said he might want an endoscopy, too. Wish they'd do them at the same time. Bland diet, have to look that up, Aleve-specifically, Omeprazole, and Docolax at night. A weekend of pain, woo-hoo. And a bunch of assholes living here that don't give a shit. Fun, fun, fun. Meantime I have a spandex bathing suit on and it's helping with the dissension because nothing can jiggle around inside. Thank you, sweetie for asking.