I can be nice or I can be nasty. Halloween is fast approaching, too, so I don't have as much self-control... You come up with better costumes or it'll be Witches Brew for you for dinner!! ( we can have fun with this for a few nights!) It's Mischief night and me the kids, yes the adult kids, are going out with eggs, and we're going to move decorations from house to house...who knows what else they'll come up with. These were my idea...OH and toilet paper!! I know where some of you live, too!!! Bahahahahaha
Women are Angels. And when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly... On a broomstick. We're flexible like that. PC
An Irishman and a blonde wreck in to each other. The blonde says, "That's incredible-both our cars are demolished but this bottle of booze survived. This must be a sign that were meant to be together. Let's drink to our Love." He completely agrees. She offers him the bottle, so he downs half of it and hands it back. "Your turn, says the man." "No thanks," says the blonde, I think I'll just wait for the police." smphumr
People who think their shit don't stink haven't pulled their heads out of their asses long enough to smell the difference.
I've reached that age where my brain goes from, "You probably shouldn't say that." To,, "What the hell, let's see what happens."
sad song i know what Kurt Cobain meant when he sang " I miss the comfort of being sad" i've felt so bad for so long that when I'm not feeling bad I don't feel like I'm feeling anything at all
Bumblebea I don't know you but from what I've read of your posts this quote doesn't sound quite like you. I hope you're okay because I've also noticed that you're not posting. I look forward to reading your quotes.
Some people want a big house, a fast car and lots of money. Others just want a tiny cabin in the woods away from those kinds of people.