How often....

That's called a fantasy or an alter-ego. Lol
How often do you have sexy dreams?

 

not often enough.

How often do you walk around Costco just for the exercise and something to do?

 

often

 

How often do you cut your hair

 

Maybe twice a year.

How often do you cut yours?

 

when I get sick of messing with it

how often do you drink alcohol?

 

Occasionally, lol

How often do you wear a bra before washing it?

 

Too much lately.
It's so old, I don't care anymore. You have to let nut cases have their illusions.

 

Hardly ever.

You?

How often does a happy event just make your day?

 

It's a part of my everyday language.

How often do you have to say the same boring shit over and over?

 

Mostly everyday to the kids.

How often do you do crafts?

 

Hardly ever. If I have free time I'm either spending time with my babies, (my pets), or reading.

How often do,you do crafts and what are they?

 

I go through crafting moods. I sew, crochet, bead jewelry, make candles, and study herbal medicine along with herb tinctures and tea.

How often do you splurge on something new for yourself?

 

Pffft, hardly ever.

How often do you dream of an unlimited free shopping spree?

 

Daily.

How often do you clean out your junk drawer?