It's that time of year and I'm

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  1. Bulldogs

    Bulldogs Well-Known Member

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    And I have a big decision/promise to make..... And so do most people but unfortunately most of them are pipe dreams........ Such as the time In high school I promised myself I would never rub one out again after looking at my brothers 1970 and 80's playboy magazines. That promise lasted 3 days Max!!!!!

    These are called New Years Resolution!!!!!

    But but but this year I am serious----- I want to kick my addiction to Caffeine in the form of Diet Dr. Pepper and Diet Mt. Dew.

    That's my New Years Resolution

    What's yours?


    PS: I cannot Do the masturbation resolution/promise because like many men over 40 I think I have Erectile Dysfunction. Just not interested in sex anymore as I find it takes too much effort/energy and overrated. I am also a little shy about asking my PCP for a prescription of Viagra. So rubbing them out is no longer an issue, as they say in the MM world I have experienced burnout!!!


    No more Caffeine that my Promise to Myself

    Yours?
     
  2. Karenplus8

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    I stopped making them... that being said last year I decided to be more healthy and I have done that and that is my continuing goal.
     
  3. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    Not making another resolution that I know I'll fail at.
     
  4. Baby 2016


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  5. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    WHAT!
     
  6. Bulldogs

    Bulldogs Well-Known Member

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    You mean we forgot to tell everybody.
    Well now that the secret is out of the bag maybe we should take recommendat ions for names?
     
  7. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    Boy or Girl?
     
  8. Bulldogs

    Bulldogs Well-Known Member

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    I'll have to let Fair tell everybody that. I'm sure she will when the time is right. I can barely contain myself I am just Soooooo excited.

    Maybe we should stop here and get back to New Year's Resolutions. Lol
     
  9. Bulldogs

    Bulldogs Well-Known Member

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    I kinda like the name Dakota for either a boy or girl.
     
  10. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    That's the perfect name Daddy!
     
  11. Little Joe it is


    :)
     
  12. Bulldogs

    Bulldogs Well-Known Member

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    It's official!!!!
     
  13. You stud you


    :) :)
     
  14. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    I'm glad I can't get Prego anymore- all he'd had to do is breathe on me, lol...

    But he did and luxiouriosly as well, gets me all tingly just to remember.



    ;)
     
  15. Bulldogs

    Bulldogs Well-Known Member

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    My brothers new year resolution is to go to Mass one day a week besides Sunday. I though that was nice. My mom goes every day to the 7:00 am mass.

    My wife and her sister want to run their first Marathon. (Chicago they said).
     
  16. BumbleBea

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  17. Bulldogs

    Bulldogs Well-Known Member

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    Well, its been 11 days and i must admit i have not had any caffeine. Instead i have been dropping the kids off at school and getting a large decaf latte with skim milk everyday and i have been drinking the Vitamin Water Zero a lot.

    Fair,
    keep me posted on that first sonogram beautiful. don't leave daddy out in the dark, you know i hate surprises

    ;)
     
  18. daBronx

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    I haven't had caffeine in possibly 35 years maybe more.
    As for sex I'm 72 and I have ED.I take Sildenafil 20mgs.3 small tabs.I no longer am a top.Takes too much work.Now I enjoy being a bottom.I take my meds,lay down,wait about 40 minutes til the velvet headed monster stands at attention.My girlfriend puts it in her,she does all the work I let loose :) For now this seems to work but I may have to use the pump.
     
  19. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    Poor lady, but her a vibrator.
     
  20. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    BUY

    Buy her a vibrator.

    Lol
     

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