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Discussion in 'Your Front Porch' started by BumbleBea, May 13, 2015.

  1. Bulldogs

    Bulldogs Well-Known Member

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    Bam, thats it^^^^^^^
     
  2. redwing1951

    redwing1951 Well-Known Member

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    Bea that is awesome!!
     
  3. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    TY guys

    The more things change
    The more they stay the same
     
  4. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    You have to be in it to win it. It only takes one to win.

    Play those Power Ball tickets!
     
  5. Cheryl

    Cheryl Active Member

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    I assume you have your tickets, Bea. Someone is going to win it eventually. May as well be you.
     
  6. dorothy

    dorothy Follow The Yellow Brick Road

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    I bought some. I'd just like someone I know to win it if it can't be me.
     
  7. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    Yes. I did buy $16 worth though I don't usually play the lotteries.

    That was very sweet
     
  8. Cheryl

    Cheryl Active Member

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    I'm a very sweet person. ;D

    Good luck!
     
  9. redwing1951

    redwing1951 Well-Known Member

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    It is what it is.
     
  10. Bulldogs

    Bulldogs Well-Known Member

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    My lawyer screwed up, now I'm in here for 10 years without parole.
     
  11. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    Don't bend over
     
  12. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    I always want to be the best at what I do. That doesn't mean compared to other people, but just in what I do.
     
  13. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    Tell it like it is:

    Doesn't matter who doesn't like it
    The truth is better than innuendo
    Know yourself and know your place
    Don't judge a book by its cover
    Read for awhile so you know if it stinks.



    Me :)
     
  14. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    Criminals DONT register guns.
     
  15. Cheryl

    Cheryl Active Member

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    I swear, if my memory was in worse, I could plan my own surprise party.
     
  16. redwing1951

    redwing1951 Well-Known Member

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    Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friendship. MLK
     
  17. Cheryl

    Cheryl Active Member

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    Oops. Any Worse. If my memory was any worse.
     
  18. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    As I get older I realize:

    1. I talk to myself because sometimes I need expert advice.
    2. Sometimes I roll my eyes out loud.
    3. I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off.
    4. My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance of idiots that needs work.
    5. The biggest lie I tell myself is, "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."
    6. When I was a child I thought Naptime was a punishment. Now it's like a vacation.
    7. The day the world runs out of wine is just too terrible to think about.
    8. Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound.
    9. Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes; come out wrinkle free and three sizes smaller?
    10. "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering why I'm there.

    I hope you all enjoy this! ;D
     
  19. redwing1951

    redwing1951 Well-Known Member

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    Good one Bea!

    Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of Alcohol, Sarcasm, Inappropriateness and Shenanigans.
     
  20. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    See, that's why we're so good together, lol.
     

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