The Donald!!!!

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  1. Bulldogs

    Bulldogs Well-Known Member

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    No no no not Trump but Johnson.
    Unbelievable!!!



    FEBRUARY 11--A Georgia motorist was masturbating when he plowed his vehicle into a van that had stopped at an intersection, police report.

    According to cops, Donald Marvin Johnson, 63, was “physically distracted” while driving his Saturn Ion Monday morning in Martinez, an Augusta suburb.

    Johnson, seen at right, was “following too closely” when he rear-ended a Chevrolet Astro van.

    As detailed in a Columbia County Sheriff's Office report, driver Ricartia McBride, 28, told police that she saw Johnson’s car “swerving and driving recklessly” before the crash, adding that his vehicle “almost hit her two or three times.”

    McBride, cops reported, said that, “the last time she looked over at Mr. Johnson, he had his penis exposed outside of his pants and was physically masturbating.”

    Johnson was arrested for public indecency and following too closely and booked into the Columbia County jail, where he is being held on $11,200 bond.

    According to court records, Johnson was previously convicted of public indecency in 2008, a bust that came after he was spotted masturbating behind the wheel.

    The incident report describes Johnson as right handed, and notes that no weapon or tool was used during the commission of the alleged crime.
     
  2. Bulldogs

    Bulldogs Well-Known Member

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    Maybe he was thinking of Florence Henderson of the Brady Bunch!!
    U got to be kidding me.


    At 81, Florence Henderson has multiple ‘friends with benefits’
    By Kirsten Fleming February 12, 2016 | 11:26am


    Florence Henderson, who played wholesome Mrs. Brady on “The Brady Bunch,” is about to turn 82 on Valentine’s Day, but age isn’t keeping her from channeling her sexy side.

    “I may have more than one friend with benefits,” she told The Post at the Go Red for Women Red Dress Collection show before she seductively walked the runway in a Pamella Roland gown.

    “Absolutely, it’s very healthy for the heart. I think no matter how old you are — and I am pretty up there in terms of numbers — I think you should do whatever makes you happy,” she said. “If you want to wear long hair or wear that dress, as long as you’re not hurting yourself or anybody else, I say do it. If you want to go out and have a romantic sexy affair, do it.”
     
  3. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    Good for her! That'll be me one day, lol.
     
  4. Some are just FKed up. No drinking and driving, no cell phone, NO masturbating.


    Be we are MILF
     
  5. dolfan

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    love trump tv
     
  6. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    Me too! :)
     
  7. daBronx

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    I'm not voting.
    In a country of roughly 308 million people we could only find these dregs,Trump,Sanders,Rubio,Cruz and Clinton who are running for our nations highest office.
    I can't believe all the screaming and lying going on amongst these candidates.I've divorced myself from listening to any of them.
     
  8. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    I find it entertaining.
     
  9. Maggie

    Maggie Guest

    This forum is so confusing at times.

    Earlier somebody, sorry don't remember who, posted three words about going to caucus, which really isn't specifically discussing politics, and they were harassed about breaking the rules about discussing politics on this forum.

    Then daBronx makes the above post, and not only does the political police let it go, they find it entertaining!

    How is one to know when they are breaking the rule or not?

    Maggie
     
  10. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    I guess you know when people keep reporting it or Ray does and sees it.
    It shouldn't be of concern unless it's your thread.

    This is why June doesn't come here anymore.
    I won't say who but someone had political differences with her and she left.
     
  11. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    Who are the political police anyway?

    It would seem that certain people get offended by something and walk away or someone reports it Ray will leave it alone, lock the thread, or completely remove the thread.
    The same with posts people have reported and sometimes he will delete just those posts.
    Very recently I remember a thread being deleted but I can't remember whose it was.'the same with some recent posts.
     
  12. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    Gasps! Is it you? LOL
     

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