Awwwww, I hope that was for me, lol. Quote I don't have a short temper, I just have a low tolerance for hypocrites and drama.
When I become an old lady I am going to leave baggies with snacks in them on the floor in case I fall and can't get up
I can no longer see you with my eyes, touch you with my hands, but I will feel you in my heart forever.
I have fed mouths that talked shit about me. I have wiped tears off of the faces of the people that have caused mine. I have picked up people that have tried to knock me down. I've done favors for people that can do nothing for me. I have been there for people that have not been there for me. Crazy? Maybe... But I will not lose myself in the hatred of others. I continue to be me because I am who I am and it is my nature. Life isn't easy but even through all of the bullshit.... I will still be here being me. If I'm mad enough to cry you better run and hide because I'm about to flip. (there are many sides to my personality as with us all)
A man was stopped by the police around 2am. The officer asked him where he was going at that time of night. The man replied, " I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and it effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late." The officer then asked, :Really? Who's giving the lecture at this time of night?" The man replied, "that would be my wife." Hey BD, sound familiar? LMAO!
During labor, the pain is so great that a woman can almost imagine what a man feels like when he has a fever