It's getting tighter day by day!!!

:

 

got back home last night and did not realize it was so tight until i sat down and watched a little TV!! And then it hit me.

 

My wife asked me it it as ok at dinner last night and I told her "it was tighter than a fishes asshole and that's water tight"

SIL thought that was a crude thing to say and she told me I was a disgusting pig and I did not deserve to be married to her sister.

I could not stop laughing and she told her sister that if she were in her shoes she would file for divorce tomorrow. I laughed harder!!!

I repeated I had never been in something so tight and she exploded with more derogatory remarks about me.

I just said Dam it was tight and getting tighter by the day.

She did not like that!!!!

 

Oh my you are starting to sound like my SIL without any if the facts. Very Unfortunate

 

Well well well after getting cussed at and told I was an asshole and sick and no good and a pig ect...by my SIL and someone on this thread . I calmy told her that I my wife and I were talking about my BathingSuit and how it was getting tighter by the day over the long Labor Day weekend (Friday-Monday).

My Bathing Suit was getting tighter by the day Mike B. From all that I ate over the Labor Day weekend at the lake with family and friends.

Pizza, BBQ, Hot dogs and Hamburgers, cake, Mexican Food ice cream, brownies, cheesecake, chestnut cake, chips, beer, sodas ect....

I stuffed my face for 4 days and pigged out at the lake.

My bathing Suit was getting tighter by the day!!!

You guys need to get your heads out of gutter. Grow up!!

8)

 

Don't ignore me, I won't have anybody to talk to, everybody else around here hates me. Besides that I won't have anybody to discuss fly is hung with in the great Pacific Northwest. The Big Browns, Steelhead an Salmon.

I need you Mike, don't desert me now.

 

Dolfan is right on!!!

Dade County Boy!!!
Baptized at Holy Rosary Catholic Church
Lived on 173rd St.

Taught to swim at Mathesson Hammock. (Spelling).
Played Baseball at Perrine Coury Leaue (sp)

Proud member of the 4 F's Club

Go Phins!!!!

 

Just picked up the kids from school and on our way back up to Lake Keowee for a weekend of boating, jet skiing and fun with 2 other families...

I am just wondering how tight it's going to be this weekend?

I am just hoping I don't have to cut the crotch out at this point or get a whole new bathing suit.

Keep you updated.