It has nothing to do with you....it's because Mrs. Claus has been up my ass for about 2 weeks now with a bunch of useless bullshit and her little sidekick Elf is worthless. these new Raindeer I got this year to train are an accident waiting to happen....all they want to do is eat grass and shit all over the yard. Not one can get off the ground consistently and when they do they just crash in the side of a house. Land on a roof..you gotta be fucking kidding me!! Any way I'm going to try my best the night of the 24th but if you wake up Christmas morning with no presents, remember it ain't my fault this year...Mrs Clause and her little helper have absolutely completely lost it and I am paying a heavy price this year. Ho ho ho !!!!
2 younger ones 3rd and 1st grade still believe and if I may say so, they are both mesmerized by the Elf on a Shelf!!! That little Elf has them all fucked up.