Say it in THREE words

Discussion in 'Your Front Porch' started by Bittersweetvenom, Sep 12, 2015.

  1. Gracie

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    Good night woman,
     
  2. Nite my friend
     
  3. Gracie

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    What she said
     
  4. Gracie

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    Bingo bingo bingo
     
  5. Like I said
     
  6. DL Bach

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    I HATE MENIERE'S!
     
  7. I am sorry
     
  8. Gracie

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    I told her
     
  9. Gracie

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    It's cold today
     
  10. Gracie

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    HIP HIP hooray
     
  11. Gracie

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    Laugh and share
     
  12. Gracie

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    The wrong bed
     
  13. Who when why
     
  14. This is home
     
  15. Cheryl

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    It's too hot.
     
  16. Gracie

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    Happy Birthday mom
     
  17. How sweet. Happy Birthday to your mom.
     
  18. Cheryl

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    It's still hot!
     
  19. Oh my baby
     
  20. Nathan

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    Subsurface ocean, Europa
    If my memory serves me correctly, Hopetoun, Victoria reached 49°C (≈120°F) in 2009. Mildura, Victoria, during the same year, experienced twelve consecutive days over 44°C (111°F).

    It's difficult to maintain average levels of productivity when temperatures exceed 45°C. Particularly when said temperatures are either a) coupled with strong, hot northerly winds &/or b) you're required to do anything outdoors. Though what I've found to be more challenging, or at minimum, difficult to overcome in addition to, is combating the sleep deprivation caused by the consecutive nights of temperatures greater than 37-ish°C (98 °F).

    When available, thank the Goddess for air-conditioning.

    When temperatures are this high, consistently, for weeks at a time, odd things begin to happen.

    For instance, if friends & family aren't bordering heat stroke, or near catatonic with heat induced lethargy, they're either extremely short tempered or in the foulest of moods. Arguments breakout left right & centre.

    Heat haze & all manners of mirage reliably plague distant objects. Many forms of infrastructure droop as though stretched beyond their means. Birds faint & fallout of trees. And sometimes koalas, too.

    Indoor candles melt despite never being lit. Roads & driveways liquify or deliquesce, leaving the awful tar-like scent of rich bitumen in the air. And if you're driving through the outer suburbs or rural areas, it's common to see snakes convulsing on the side of asphalt roads, as the temperature of the road—baked by the relentless Aussie summer sun—induce seizures.

    And then there's the thick blanketing smoke & wild fires.

    I guess what I'm trying to say is, if you haven't an affection for hot weather, you will want to avoid southeastern Australia between early January to late February, early March.
     

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