head replacement surgery

Are you planning on using the same brain in your new head?

Also, is there a specific head are you planning on using, or just a generic, "off the street" head?

Same body, or are you planning on having that replaced at the same time? Rumor has it
Frank N. Stein University is offering a 2 for 1 special this month..might be a good time to get
an aging carcass replaced as well.

(see Dealer for details. No warranties expressed or implied. Bin numbers posted at dealership.)

 

Whether you opt for head or carcass replacement will surely depend on your own unique brand of Meniere’s. Those with upper cervical issues will not gain anything from the head transplant..... well apart perhaps from whole new perspective on life!

Money back if not delighted. But will you be able to remember where you put the receipt?

 

Will the old heads be recycled?

 

hahahahahahaha never thought of that, great idea