I wish...this is the title of my new job at work, followed closely by the work supervisor. Wish me luck!
Handschuhschneeballwerfer. "Glove snowball thrower." "Most people tend to throw snowballs with gloves on. People who throw snowballs without gloves are pretty hardcore & should therefore be feared, right? That’s exactly the opposite of a Handschuhschneeballwerfer who is, pardon my French, a wimp." ~ Martinique ~