Words You Don't Want To Hear

Meniere's

 

Moooooommmm

 

You gained weight (at weigh in weekly)

 

Here is your bill.

 

Uh oh.

 

I'm planning another hunting trip.

 

mom, the toilets clogged again.

 

I lost my .....

 

Mom, will you buy me a .....

 

I'm sorry for your loss

 

Speculum

 

"Hang in there"

If you're a guy, this is what every guy tells you or texts you when they know you're not doing well or just had surgery. Not just all guys. But the SAME guys, over and over. I appreciate the thought, of course. But for the love of frogs could they change it up a LITTLE? ...EVER? Probably not, because it's just the right tone for man-to-man comfort levels. It's not overly caring and it's far from sweet. It's even action-oriented. It's something a crusty old boxing coach yells at his fighter. It's perfect. And because it's perfect it's never going away.