When we're falling asleep I KNOW we all think the same thing. Why? What is this thing? Dizzy? Suddenly I'm throwing up all night because the room is spinning? We're a bunch of weirdos. I know some people can't walk. Or have trouble breathing. Or they're blind. They've got it worse than us. But who the hell gets dizzy? Did God get bored with testing us with cancer, ugliness, deafness, alcohol, sunburn, and just want to show off his imagination? They shall be.....hmmmmmm.......DIZZY! YES! WTF?
God created us to be a new master race, immune to gravity. When that dark day comes that we must abandon the planet, all the folks without Meniere's (we will call them the Unwobblies) will be boarding the spaceships sobbing in fear at the thought of a life of weightlessness and vertigo whilst we will be the leaders, in our element. To boldly spin where no man has spun before.......
A little levity can go a long way to cheer us up! Even if we do get called 'stupid' for trying Spin on Space Warriors!
Appendicitis, Bowel Resection, Deviated Septum surgery, 2 screws put into right thumb, and Meniere's Disease. I must have done something reallllly bad in a past life. Or my genetics just suck.