As you will soon see, I was a bit bored this afternoon. My apologies to Dr Seuss and his readers. BE HAPPY RoKo IF DOCTOR SEUSS HAD MENEIRES I love to stagger, I love to fall I love it lots, just like you all I love skinned knees, they are the best I love bumped heads, and all the rest I love to stagger with my wobbly walk I love to forget when I'm trying to talk I love hard furniture, to bang my shins I love people trying to hide their grins I love thinking about the times I fell There's nothing else I can do so well I love to be among my peers I love their leers and jeers and sneers. I am happy to wobble, I am, I am I thank Meneires, I'm a lucky man I love the drugs, and the side effects I love being disabled, what the heck I love the doctor that sees me this way "It's not a medical fault" I oft heard him say I love when he says that "I really do dread But the problems you're having are all in your head" I love having Meneires, I would have it again I even love these friendly new men These men who've come to visit today In white coats with a straight jacket to take me away ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- There could be a lot more verses to this. I never even touched on Vertigo Tinnitus, Drop attacks etc. If you made it this far into the poem you are probably sorry enough already. I was just having a little fun. Have a great day!
I hear being able to laugh at life’s difficulties makes us stronger! It was a cute and funny poem to read!