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My wife told her friend " my husband wears the pants in the family but she controls the zipper!! I'll be back on later tonight, not having a...
When I married Ms. Right it never occurred to me her first name was Always!!
The next time a bully asks you for your lunch money, tell him you left it on his mothers dresser!!
Marriage is when a man looses his Bachelor's degree and a woman gains her Masters degree!!
If your wrong and you shut up your wise!! If your right and you shut up your married!!! Marriage thoughts of Bulldogs sitting on South Forest...
Back on topic It's hot and almost too hot to go out and exercise or ride my bike.
Do anything you want just eat my Lucky Charms in the morning.
Now you guys are double teaming me and kicking me when I'm down!!! 95 through the weekend here. Maybe SIL will throw on the bikini and cool me...
Did you really have to rub it in like that. :)
Kids laundry
It's hot as shit down here especially with the humidity. Don't mind the heat but the humidity can get to me.
Been a pretty dry summer, but vacation is almost here and the kids won't be going this time. If it doesn't happen soon I'm moving to the West...
I've come up Emory handed the last few weeks but God knows it not for lack of trying. At the very least I need my hand held. Things just stop...
Don't even get me started on this thread. All I got to say is this #%%>£%}%^>£%#>£% would be graveyard dead if it was my wife, mother, sister or...
Thanks Red, I wish I was there to pick up the tab for you during this bittersweet journey. A great burger and an even better little beach town....