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There more but I will have to take it a little bit at a time. That was just the appetizer.
....... I have given up watching the news! I turned on the news tonight and all I saw was kids being killed, kidnapped, child abuse, animal...
Me too and lord knows I don't like to hurt anybody's feelings.
Well you know I cannot give up all my extramarital affairs so that's off the table.
It just upsets me way to much as a husband, father, uncle, brother in law......so I have made it my New Years Resolution!
I will! My ex-girlfriends don't call me the caretaker for nothing. (((((Hugs and kisses)))))). Beautiful
Does a wild bear shit in the woods, hell yea, all the time. Do you make new year resolutions?
A King was born this morning, and his name is Jesus Christ!
Hey Santa, My laby ear is acting up as well, first time in a long time. Just knowing I cannot get vertigo is rather comforting.
You ladies are amateurs, let the professional take it from here. Just give be the title while you can. I win-----Champion
Hey DH, Nice to meet you, sorry it had to be here with this shit disease. I had a laby and it gave me my life back. Be good my friend Hang in...
A long hot shower/bath
Watching the kids play xbox. Yep, I can tell, I wasted money on this gift already.
Bad Being patient
Ovaries
Ask for a divorce Hire an attorney And you?
It's gonna be a big vet bill. Some guy ramed a deer head first into my window then to make matters worse he had the balls to eat all my cookies...
No big deal Your new one starts Jan1, 2015 Old one expires 12/31/14 One expires, one starts--- just call but probably just admin BS
I think Rudolph missed his landing the power just went out.
Who do you call if a Raindeer goes head first through your window? I think I need a vet.