It was supposed to be our best New Year yet. Kids are a little older, SIL and i have been getting along great and the Chief and i as always are having a the time of our life......But the plan was for us to take the 3 kids out to a nice dinner and then over to a nice hotel to spend the night swimming, watching movies and feel like were were on vacation for the evening. It started off great......until the Chief was a little bummed out that the little black dress she bought for the occasion did not fit just perfect and she and the SIL were stressed out about making it perfect. The boys and i were in tuxedo's as we were hoping it would be a great evening. Then......After waiting for SIL and Chief to come down i and we were running a little late i opened my big mouth. SIL said the Chief was not happy with her dress and i said " who cares if all goes as planned tonight it is just going to end up on the floor a little past midnight anyway" I don't even want to tell the rest of the story, let's just say i slept with 3 boys in a hotel room last night playing Pokemon and Minecraft until 3 in the morning watching re-runs of ESPN. 8)
Well at 7:46 it became official......The last piece of ass I got was when my finger went through the toilet paper!!! Triple layered Sharmin folded twice was not enough to keep the index finger from breaking through on a wrap around wipe.....I told SIL I should have used the up and under wipe and when I inquired about her technique she immediately told the Chief to file for divorce ASAP!!! Things have settled down in last 20 minutes as I am now putting kids to sleep with double washed hands but a Sister in Law on edge so I will retreat to my man cave and watch ESPN. So far no furniture thrown or windows broken.....life goes on!!!!
you can do anything you want to me, just don't eat my Lucky Charms Cereal in the morning before you leave.