Did anybody hear about the guy

Discussion in 'Your Front Porch' started by Bulldogs, Aug 9, 2016.

  1. Bulldogs

    Bulldogs Well-Known Member

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    Born with 5 johnsons?
     
  2. Bulldogs

    Bulldogs Well-Known Member

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    Since nobody responded or took a guess here at the morgue I will tell you and you can pass it along to your kids, siblings, spouses, co-workers, parents, in laws and yes even complete strangers.

    They told him....... drum roll please........

    "Your pants will one day fit like a glove"

    That is almost as good as the joke about the roof.....
    It's over your head!!!!

    Or my favorite one....

    How do you stop an elephant from charging?

    Take away it's credit card.. hahaha have

    Aren't these getting better and better?

    I got a few laughs at the morgue today from the attendant when I went. I figured I would share them wother you guys.
     
  3. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    The morgue sounds more entertaining than my house.
     

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