That is a really good one! My girlfriends dad asked me what I do. Apparently, "your daughter," wasn't the right answer.
LMAO!! Ain't it funny how the colors red, white, and blue represent freedom...until they're flashing behind your car.
A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis, she said you should have asked me last night when it was at the tip of my tongue. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
This ones for you BD! What's the difference between your wife and your job? After 5 years your job still sucks! HA!
Amen to that! When do you kick a midget in the nuts? When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice.
LMAO! What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis? You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.
LOL! I'd walk a mile for one of your smiles, and even further for that thing you do with your tongue and mouth.