Funny one liners

Discussion in 'Your Front Porch' started by Bittersweetvenom, Apr 22, 2015.

  1. If sex is a pain in the a$$, then you're doing it wrong...
     
  2. Bulldogs

    Bulldogs Well-Known Member

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    Lmao

    The story of my life!!
     
  3. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    That is a really good one!

    My girlfriends dad asked me what I do. Apparently, "your daughter," wasn't the right answer.
     
  4. Having sex is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner , you'd better have a good hand.
     
  5. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    LMAO!!

    Ain't it funny how the colors red, white, and blue represent freedom...until they're flashing behind your car.
     
  6. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis, she said you should have asked me last night when it was at the tip of my tongue.

    ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :D
     
  7. Holy FK

    That's great
     
  8. Bulldogs

    Bulldogs Well-Known Member

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    Roflmao

    You two make me laugh
     
  9. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    Contribute!!!

    You've got dozens up your sleeve!!
     
  10. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    This ones for you BD!

    What's the difference between your wife and your job?
    After 5 years your job still sucks!


    HA!
     
  11. Born free, taxed to death
     
  12. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    Amen to that!

    When do you kick a midget in the nuts?
    When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice.
     
  13. You can not eat me unless you spread me








    Butter
     
  14. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    LMAO!

    What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis?

    You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.
     
  15. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    What's the difference between, OHHHHHHH and AHHHHHH?

    About 3 inches.
     
  16. Shelly92

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    For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
     
  17. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    LOL!

    I'd walk a mile for one of your smiles, and even further for that thing you do with your tongue and mouth.
     
  18. Ruby

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    I have to say that you people are really entertaining.
    I love to come here just to laugh.
    Thank-you.
     
  19. BumbleBea

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    What are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants its ass back?
     

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