I am going to assume my husband was with me 1 sex 2 sex on the beach Gimmie two things you would do if money wasn't an issue.
Vacation, vacation, vacation Buy everything I've ever wanted but couldn't afford Gimme two things you could say to someone who annoys you
Mom, I'm a grown woman now stop it Mom, I wish you wouldn't say things like that where the children can here you You get where I'm going here? Gimme two situations where you didn't know what to say until,later,,then you said, damn I should have said...
we hide the Christmas stockings and the kids find them on Christmas morning and can have those when they do find them. We have breakfast burritos every Christmas with eggs, sausage, salsa, cheese and tortillas. Gimme two things your family looks forward to but you don't.
Having everybody go to one persons home that involves a three hour drive each way for us Mom baking a variety of cookies they insist are traditions Gimme two things you look forward to after the holidays.
getting back to everyday activities not having people cringe when I say merry Christmas instead of happy holidays Gimme your two
After the decorations go down, the way my home feels empty again and neat. No more crazy rushing and schedules. Gimme two meals you cook that you can serve for two days.
well I used to cook a turkey and it was good for two days but now my family is to big. Now when we do tortillas the left over beans and hamburger make chili the next day Gimme your two
Sausage, peppers,and onions Chicken and rice Gimme two things you have in the house right now that you shouldn't be eating. (Mine is chocolate chip cookies. I swear I hear them calling me!)
white chocolate M&Ms all the peanutbutter M&Ms are gone Gimme two things you eat while your out and about that you shouldn't!