How often....

Not anymore, but what seems a lifetime ago.

How often do you need to hunt to find trash?

 

Never. It seems to grow out of the floors here. Especially in the kids rooms.

How often do you water your plants?

 

What plants?

How often do you bust out with laughter? LOL

 

Not often enough.

How often do you meet friends for lunch or dinner?

 

Rarely

How often do you just want to dream?

 

I dream every day. Not sleep dreams.

How often do you have to buy dog food?

 

What the hell is sleep in? LOL

How often do you lie?

 

I can't say never but rarely and only for a good reason (mostly to the kids about stuff they don't need to know)

How often do you watch iron?

 

Huh? What's iron?

How often do you give in and throw self-control out the window?

 

That made no sense, did it?

Not too terribly often but it does happen.

How often do you iron clothes?

 

Absolutely never anymore.

How often does extended family get together for any kind of party?

 

once or twice a month with my inlaws.

How often do you cook a big meal?

 

Almost every Sunday. Required children and spouse attendance enforced by me.
(unless it's something that can't be avoided, of course, but it does not cancel dinner for the others.)
We never know who else will show up because it's always an open door policy.
There's always a place to order pizza, lol.

How often do I surprise you?

 

I wouldn't say you surprise me so much as make me laugh. You're funny!

How often do you watch scary movies?

 

Thank you. I'm a very happy person.
I love scary movies. It's been awhile.

How often does a compliment make you feel humble?

 

Fairly often. It's embarrassing for some reason. I know, I'm strange.

How often do you ignore your phone if you don't recognize the number?

 

Always

How often do you screen and not answer?

 

Not always but close to it.

How often do you feel lonely?

 

A lot. You can be surrounded by people and still be lonely. Especially when you've lost someone and you think about that.

How often can you come up with questions? LOL