Never. It seems to grow out of the floors here. Especially in the kids rooms. How often do you water your plants?
I can't say never but rarely and only for a good reason (mostly to the kids about stuff they don't need to know) How often do you watch iron?
That made no sense, did it? Not too terribly often but it does happen. How often do you iron clothes?
Almost every Sunday. Required children and spouse attendance enforced by me. (unless it's something that can't be avoided, of course, but it does not cancel dinner for the others.) We never know who else will show up because it's always an open door policy. There's always a place to order pizza, lol. How often do I surprise you?
I wouldn't say you surprise me so much as make me laugh. You're funny! How often do you watch scary movies?
Thank you. I'm a very happy person. I love scary movies. It's been awhile. How often does a compliment make you feel humble?
Fairly often. It's embarrassing for some reason. I know, I'm strange. How often do you ignore your phone if you don't recognize the number?
A lot. You can be surrounded by people and still be lonely. Especially when you've lost someone and you think about that. How often can you come up with questions? LOL