[i][b]Idle Thoughts Of A Retiree's Wandering Mind:[/b][/i]

Idle Thoughts Of A Retiree's Wandering Mind:

I planted some bird seed.

A bird came up.

Now I don 't know what to feed it
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I had amnesia once---or twice
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Protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were Catholic.
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All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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If the world were a logical place,

men would be the ones who ride horses side saddle.
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What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
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They told me I was gullible and I believed them.
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Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and,

when he grows up,

he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.
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Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
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One nice thing about egotists:

they don't talk about other people.
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I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
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How can there be self-help "groups"?
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Is it me -- or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
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