I have never_____have you?

Yes! Most especially my MIL and my SIL.

Do you?

 

Yes, my grandmother. RIP.

I have never been divorced, have you?

 

Yes, I was divorced once it was a really bad situation.

I have never understood why a woman would let a man hit them, have you?

 

NO!

I have never been physically abused, have you?

 

No.

I have never been in a serious car accident, have you?

 

No

I have never driven without everybody wearing seat belts, long before it was a law, have you?

 

No, I had a friend that went without, even her children, not in my car!

I have never let my car registration/insurance expire, have you?

 

Nope

I have never tried flirting with a cop to get out of a ticket, have you?

 

Nope. Isn't that sexual harassment?

I have never been on jury duty, have you?

 

Maybe, LOL!

No, I haven't.

I have never had really short hair, have you?

 

Yes,

I have never spanked my kids have you?

 

Yes

I have never been able to say no, have you?

 

I say no all the time

I have never been one to spoil even my grandchild do you?

 

Oh, yes

I have never shopped at high end stores, have you?

 

My kids treat me like their own personal ATM machine. I get run over every day, I'd rather but it then listen to them whine about it all day.

I have never gone hunting, have you?

 

No

I have never been that indulgent. Don't take them to those stores!! LOL

I have never missed a loved ones birthday, have you?

 

Yes, I have. :-[

I have never celebrated all the US holidays, have you?

 

YES

I have never been in a road rage incident in the car, have you?

 

Daily! ;D ;D

I have never flown an airplane, have you?