I have never_____have you?

LOL! No

I have never driven down a road with no street lights, have you?

 

LOL! No

I have never bitten off more than I can chew, have you?

 

No, but I found a fly in an apple pie I got from the bakery. Made me puke!

I have never been shy, have you?

 

No

I have never painted my nails black, have you?

 

No

I have never been in a haunted mansion, have you?

 

No

I have never understood good people taking the rap for other people being nasty, have you?

And that includes innuendos.

 

Nope

I have never been at a loss for words, have you?

 

Nope, but my wife tells me to shut it all the time.

I have never been scuba diving have you?

 

No, I have a fear of under water.

I have never zip-lined, have you?

 

Yes

I have never snowboarded, have you?

 

No

I have never used jarred pasta sauce, have you?