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IF DOCTOR SEUSS HAD MENEIRES

Discussion in 'Your Writer's Den' started by RoKo, Jul 9, 2015.

  1. RoKo

    RoKo Ron Kostiuk

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    As you will soon see, I was a bit bored this afternoon. My apologies to Dr Seuss and his readers.
    BE HAPPY
    RoKo



    IF DOCTOR SEUSS HAD MENEIRES

    I love to stagger, I love to fall
    I love it lots, just like you all
    I love skinned knees, they are the best
    I love bumped heads, and all the rest

    I love to stagger with my wobbly walk
    I love to forget when I'm trying to talk
    I love hard furniture, to bang my shins
    I love people trying to hide their grins

    I love thinking about the times I fell
    There's nothing else I can do so well
    I love to be among my peers
    I love their leers and jeers and sneers.

    I am happy to wobble, I am, I am
    I thank Meneires, I'm a lucky man
    I love the drugs, and the side effects
    I love being disabled, what the heck

    I love the doctor that sees me this way
    "It's not a medical fault" I oft heard him say
    I love when he says that "I really do dread
    But the problems you're having are all in your head"

    I love having Meneires, I would have it again
    I even love these friendly new men
    These men who've come to visit today
    In white coats with a straight jacket to take me away

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    There could be a lot more verses to this. I never even touched on Vertigo Tinnitus, Drop attacks etc.
    If you made it this far into the poem you are probably sorry enough already.
    I was just having a little fun. Have a great day!
     
  2. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    Not sorry at all, impressed.

    Funny stuff that! Love a giggle first thing in the morn!
     
  3. DL Bach

    DL Bach Member

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    I love Dr. Seuss and I think he would be proud.
     
  4. Cheryl

    Cheryl Active Member

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    Debbie, I just read this. Very good! Dr. Seuss WOULD be proud.
     

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