Is it too much to ask?

Pick up both toilet seats?

 

To just concentrate on MY needs.

 

Good memories only

 

You can have him, LOL

 

for coworkers to show up on time.

 

Ewwww

Why can't he pick up BOTH lids???
Nothing like sitting on so,done else's piss.
Now I keep Lysol spray cleaner and paper towels on the tank.
You'd think that would remind him but NOOOO.
Just ewwww.

 

Keep yourself busy and leave me the hell alone.

 

Give credit where credit is due.

Ray, love you honey.