Is it too much to ask?

for the puppy not to pee on the floor.

 

Did you try the white vinegar trick?

We know so stop

 

Just be considerate

 

To listen with out judgement

 

For mean people to have karma bite them in the butt.

 

Love that one.

Loyalty

 

for the phone not to ring six times in an hour when you're trying to take a nap

 

I'm on the phone, you're so rude, don't keep talking to me and bothering me. Wait until I'm done.
Of course with each interruption my tone gets higher...I went into the bathroom.

 

to let me go to the bathroom without pawing on the door.

 

Go away!

 

to not be such a grump

 

Let me watch this shoe, pleeeeeeease.

 

You watching Ed Sullivan? ;D