Is it too much to ask?

Is that even still on?
Hey, some of those shows were really good, lol.

 

Oh, Maggie, that just struck me as funny and now I can't stop laughing.

It's gonna be a really big shew tonight--Ed Sullivan

 

Glad you caught that , Cheryl.

 

to act like adults

 

falsehoods

 

LOL

Why do I have to clean up the cat puke all the time!
(I'm screaming)

 

do it right the first time.

 

Spray after you open the door! That's why the sprays on top of the tank.
Geesh, men can be pigs sometimes. ;D

 

to not call me 10 times while I'm gone for the day.

 

What are you doing?
Where ya going?

Ughhhhh, leave me be!

 

When will you be home? Will you stop and get me something?

 

Shhhhhhhhhh

 

Again?

 

for my kids not to lie to me

 

To have better aim in the bathroom

 

Damn, you have that problem too?
You know how to stop it?
You're not gonna like it...
Keep a roll of paper towels and cleaner on the toilet tank so you can clean it.

Where are you big guy???