Is it too much to ask?

Boil rice? Are you kidding me? Figure it out.

 

buy a rice maker. Easy peasy.

Is it too much to ask to not act like a two year old when you are 19.

 

10 minute rice! Read those complicated cooking instructions on the box.

Is it too much to ask not to get frustrated with me when I can't hear you, I'm episodic.

 

Not to laugh at me when I say "huh? repeat that please. I can't understand you". If you want me to hear you then talk to me on my left side.

 

I just yell WHAT. They get so annoyed so I hobble away.

Need to lay down.

 

Go lay down and rest.

Is it too much to ask for the puppy not to chew only on me and no one else in the house.

 

Where the instruction book that comes with your new baby is? They forgot to give me mine for both kids. LOL

 

Why did the damn dog go and chew the remote control that she's never even looked at before.

 

Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out?

 

to stop squeaking that damn pig dog toy.

 

Take it away?

 

My husband is home and would give it back to him. The dog gets more attention than I do. LOL This almost 60 pound puppy lays in the recliner with him.

to pay attention

 

Can't do that

 

Just do what I ask please.

 

Do it when I ask. Don't make me wait.

 

Do it right the first time.