My doctor is cool, so i'm having no issues getting Valtrex, but if you can't find a doctor that will script it for Meniere's, then it might be time to get a case of shingles or genital herpes. Easy as crap to fake. Just tell the doctor you've had it all your life and were diagnosed when you were in college. They'll never check that far back for records. Then say it went into remission for a long time and came back two weeks ago. The sore is gone now, but you're worried it'll come back. Maybe you have a compunction about lying? The way i see it is that i'd rather face my Maker with a lie than in the middle of a vertigo attack. And if you're feeling particularly guilty about "ripping off those hard-working, hardly-profiting insurance companies", then just pay for it cash. Disclaimer: This is all just hypothetical. I am, of course, never recommending breaking laws. :