I hate it when I think I have bought organic vegetables and when I get home I find out that they are just plain donuts!
There's no need to tailgate me when I'm doing 50 in a 35. And those flashing lights on the top of your car look ridiculous.
Keep love in your heart.A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. ~Oscar Wilde
“Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.” -Dr. Seuss
There is no hell Quite like the hell Of watching dope Change somebody you Love, into somebody You don't even know.
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except for the mother, who was busting butt to make sure everything is perfect for everybody.
i like that ^^^^^^ It is kind of funny that we treat those we love the most the worst sometimes. Its a fucked up world we live in. You laugh i have seen people say and do things to their kids that they would never do their pet/dog. nice post Bea
For BD and Chief....I was raised with 3 brothers, had 2 sons and have 3 grandsons this really touched my heart: Little boys bring you just to the brink of insanity before gently easing you off the ledge with a sweet kiss and laughter from a perfectly timed fart.
Lol Ain't that the truth!!!! Just when you have had enough they sense it and come over and give you that big hug and kiss and say "mommy/daddy I love you". Or my favorite quote of theirs "don't be mad it was an accident" as they break a lamp, window or whatever else playing football in the house.--- and my heart just melts. But they sure take you to the brink of insanity at times. Wouldn't trade it for the world.
One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to me in your pajamas, no make-up and look like crap and I won't judge you. Because I will also be in my pajamas, with no make-up and looking like crap.
I like to surround myself with people who share my inappropriate comments, sarcasm, and random shenanigans.
My promise to my children~as long as I live~I am your parent first-your friend second. I will stalk you, flip out on you, lecture you, drive you insane, be your worst nightmare, hunt you down like a bloodhound when needed because I LOVE YOU. When you understand that I will know you are a responsible adult. You will NEVER find someone who loves, prays, cares, and worries about you more than I do! If you don't hate me once in your life-I am not doing my job properly.