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  1. Now all f :)



    Live and let live
     
  2. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.
    When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
    Knowing my dad, I quickly swallowed my food so I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat in his response.

    "Got drunk once, and had sex with a Peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
     
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    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    I'd hoped some people would like it. I found it hysterical. :D
     
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    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    Don't believe everything someone tells you.
    There's two sides to every situation.
    Hear both sides and draw your own conclusions.
     
  5. Keep it short :)
     
  6. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    One bad apple spoils the whole bunch.
     
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    Bulldogs Well-Known Member

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    At the end of the day when the world falls silent they are all laughing at you not with you.
     
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    Bulldogs Well-Known Member

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    Extortion will get you nowhere except thrown in jail.

    My lawyer!!!
     
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    Bulldogs Well-Known Member

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    Don't worry life is full of friends until the tide goes out and then you realize who is swimming naked.
     
  10. Vicki

    Vicki Guest

    good one :)
     
  11. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    ...birds fly over the rainbow. Why oh why can't I...
     
  12. Vicki

    Vicki Guest

    Blaming others takes time and energy away from improving yourself.
     
  13. "Grow up"


    My sunshine
     
  14. One day all you'll have is memories
     
  15. Cheryl

    Cheryl Active Member

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    Every time you get angry at something, ask yourself if you were to die tomorrow, was it worth your time being angry?

    --Robert Tew
     
  16. Cheryl

    Cheryl Active Member

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    Why is sleeping in lazy, but going to bed early is not?

    --random stuff
     
  17. redwing1951

    redwing1951 Well-Known Member

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    New Hampshire/Florida
    I don't have a bucket list but my fuck it list is a mile long
     
  18. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    A good friend
    Helps you up when you fall.
    A best friend
    Laughs in your face and trips you again.
     

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