You're my friend, I've got your back. I'm your friend, you've got my back. Together we are invincible.
I need you now. Too much kids, but I love it. Too much alcohol. Laughing is not the same without you.
Arguing with an ignorant person is like playing chess with a pigeon, they'll just sh$t on the board and strut around like they won.
Strong people don't put other people down. They pick them up and slam them on the ground for maximum damage.
Most people don't really want the truth. They just want constant reassurance that what they believe is the truth.
That's a good one, Bea. That is true for a lot of people. I love a good discussion that includes differing points of view.
Sex is like a gas station, sometimes you get full service, sometimes you gotta ask for service and sometimes you have to be happy with self service.
My wife told me last night I don't take her to expensive places anymore so this morning I asked her if she wanted to go to the gas station with me. Guys not a good idea!!