Redneck

Discussion in 'Your Front Porch' started by RoKo, May 25, 2015.

  1. RoKo

    RoKo Ron Kostiuk

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    Okay, so I have no class :D

    BE HAPPY
    RoKo

    You know you're trailer trash when...

    The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.

    You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids.

    You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

    You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

    Jack Daniel's makes your list of "Most Admired People."

    You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.

    You wonder how gas stations keep their restrooms so clean.

    Someone in your family died right after saying "Hey, y'all watch this!"

    Your Junior/Senior prom had a daycare.

    You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

    The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it.

    Ya' can't git married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a dang law against it.

    You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

    Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
     
  2. BumbleBea

    BumbleBea Fallen Angel

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    Sorry, me too, cause I think that's some funny stuff.
     
  3. Bulldogs

    Bulldogs Well-Known Member

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    Lol

    I guess these make me a redneck. Funny stuff.
     
  4. Vicki

    Vicki Guest

    LOL
     

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